sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

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tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from 

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rosaparking:

so there i was fapping to the discovery channel

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if im not in ur tumblr crushes ur blogging wrong try again

(Source: beyoncebeytwice, via andillrememberyou)

MAKE ME CHOOSE BETWEEN:

• two songs
• two bands
• two actors
• two actresses
• two singers
• two movies
• two books
• two characters
• two ships
• two shows
• two kinks
• two anything

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normanbecile:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

i get my nails done into claws so i can rip asshole’s faces off :)

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jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

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